Well I am feeling a lot more relaxed now; Theresa May, Britain's Home Secretary, is proposing a crackdown on Islamic extremists who hail from Britain. Her answer - Anti Social Behaviour Orders!! The ASBO is designed primarily to curb faux-Burberry clad lager louts from setting fire to bus stops. It is seen as somewhat counterproductive in that for some it is seen as a badge of honour - get yourself an ASBO and you immediately descend to the top of the trash heap.
May's "new" measures come in the light of the murder of an American journalist by a lunatic dressed like a ninja with a British accent nicknamed "Jihadi John". (Isn't the British press creative - the alliteration on the J's - brilliant - uh?) Anyway JJ didn't just kill the journalist - he beheaded him.
Of course this has sent the British politicians into a complete spin - let's face it, it's not exactly selling the UK and with about 500 Jihadi Johns roaming around Iraq and Syria all with British passports, there is a definite sense that something needs to be done. (David Cameron looked very prime ministerial on his boogie board down in Cornwall while one of his citizens was committing this heinous crime - ok everyone needs a break!) So May has deployed her most effective weapon, the ASBO, to deal with the likes of JJ when he (and now even she - Jihadi Jane) returns to the UK to continue their bloody campaign.
May: "Now you listen here JJ, you can come back into the UK but only if you behave. If you don't it's an ASBO and an electronic tag for you!"
JJ: "Allahu Akbar! Death to the Infidel! May you burn in hell for eternity while I ascend to heaven into the arms of seven virgins. Allahu Akbar!"
No reasoning there Jim.
I for one am unlikely to sleep better at night knowing that Theresa May is standing guard at the border armed with an ASBO.
Out!